Libraries of memories

It was evening that day, when I sat on the wooden bench near the lakeside of Alamanda. Gushing waters from the lawn noozles formed a perfect projection before dissolving into tiny specks of water floating in the air and settling onto the carpet grass, the rock and onto me.

The weather was mild and windy, the laughters of children can be heard from a playground just behind of where I sat. Looking up to the sky, I saw dark clouds looming at the south of where I am. I turned and gazed at what lies ahead of me. I look through to the end of the sky and it was a greyish-blue tapestry tainted with faded orange smudges to the west of it. The breeze has made the leaves rustle. Shatters of evening sunlight came through the cracks of the leaves and befell onto a serene mind that was running through the libraries of memories.

It was indulgence in dreams of the past followed by lost memories. Unspoken feelings swarmed over me. Somehow, it connects to my deepest soul and even the furthest remembrance of my distant childhood memories had surfaced. The evening sun, the leaves, the breeze and nature itself left me roaming in the discovery of those that has been long hidden.

FEE Prospectus

In a land far far away, there's a university called M.M.U. (Mandatory Make-over University). And in this university there are 2 major faculties, namely FEE (Faculty of Entertainment & Enjoyment) and FCM (Faculty of Chestnut Machans).

FEE is headed by the ever highly reputed macha of all time -- Dr. 45. As the dean, Dr. 45 is not allowed to take any subjects in FEE such as BBQ1010. (Please note that Dr. 45 can only speak in English, speaking in other languages might cause irreparable noise figure, F) ASS dean is the notorious non-smiling Ms. Printer. (Hint: She smiles when Dean of FCM appears though). To help Dr. 45 with all the @$^ jobs, a secretary will be present and she is currently known as Ms. Shake-my-tail-feather.

Pre-course registration is now online and students can enrol at their own risk. Steps to enrol are as follows:



EC101 [1]
EC102 [Full]
Ec10n .................... please register manually
*Please proceed to FCM if course is full

Let's hear what the students & lecturers have to comment about this system:
- Haphaestion Lim: This is so much fun!
- Dr. Alexander Tan: Strong ah~~!

The organization of FEE is complex, but in M.M.U. we try our best to present you the staff and course structure accordingly:

Senior lecturers :
1. Ir. Dr. Chuah
-- PhD in wi-5 wireless madness.
-- Just got married to Dr. CTC - Chuah Totally Cute

2. Ir. Dr. Tan
-- PhD in wireless madness
-- Currently working in collaboration with Ir. Dr. Chuah for research in total madness.

Lecturers:
1. Dr. P
-- Expert in BBQ, Masters in sexiness
-- Currently teaching BBQ1010 & ULIS3010
-- Obsessed with Dr. Alexander Tan.
-- Biological status : Perfectly heterosexual

2. Dr. Alexander Tan
-- Expert in Statistical Complaints
-- Currently teaching ULISS4010
-- In a relationship with Dr. P but still loyal to Haphaestion Lim.
-- Biological Status : Bisexual
(For further information of both lecturers, please read up Greek-Roman history lab sheet)

Consultant:
1. PDE macha

Butler:
1. Mr. Mixer


Society under FEE is Supplementary Club a.k.a Supp Club. Ex-president CSY has been terminated and club will be taken over by Dr. Einstein-in-making, who always spot for the equation E=mc square in every single exam in FEE.

Students who fail to comply with FEE standards which strictly forbidden 4 flatters are required to attend president programme. Those with CGPA 3.99 would be excused for this programme and will be placed under probation. Dean's list will be awarded to those with CGPA 2.00 and below! If you happen to fall into 4 flatters category, please be prepared to face this scenario:


.::Dialogue session with Dean of FEE::.

Dr 45: You guys gotta go crazy man! Study just before the paper! You don't study everyday man!
Perasan: But I thought we are 4 flatters!!
Dr 45: Perasan, my boy, you are in the wrong faculty, you can drop course now.
Perasan+ch: *scratches head*
Mr. Roomie: *eyes glowing* How can I be in the barlist!
Nanga: No! This is not fair, man...
Dr 45: Hahahahahaha....
Perasan: *furious* I'm calling my uncle!!
Dr 45: Hello, is this 911? We have an emergency case here... ehem yeah, a... yes, Perasan Terasan Case 1011000011... uhuh.. that's right.
Nanga: Who you calling??
Perasan: *gasps* You're the 1st person who got my name correctly!!
Dr 45: Yeah, my secretary spelt it for me!

Ms. Shake-my-tail-feather: @#$^@#& All these students name damn long
Perasan+ch: Your name is long too...
ASS Dean: Stop complaining, we'll cut your pay!
Ms. Shake-my-tail-feather: Shaddap!!
(ASS Dean & Ms. Shake-my-tail-feather engaged in cat fight)

Nanga: Ahhh... What's this??
Dr 45: These people are all crazy man! *laughs to himself at one corner of room*
Mr Roomie: This president programme is lame, let's go back to our country man!
ASS dean: One more complaint and you're barred from every subject!!
Dr 45: ....Hello, is that dean of FCM? We need you here now to calm down the ass of ASS DEAN of FEE
Perasan: I'm so calling my uncle!
Perasan+ch: Mad world!
Nanga: I shudn't come here in the first place
Nanga: I rather go back to the jungle...
Nanga: And be king kong again
Ms Shake-my-tail-feather: *stil fighting* I'll be queen kong!!
ASS DEAN: No! me! me!
Dr 45: People! I don't pay you for nothing, you're stuck in FEE!!!

Education minisry fellars: *Walk in* ....I'M SORRY WE'LL HAVE TO CLOSE YOUR UNIVERSITY DOWN
M.M.U. President: Aiyoh...
Dean of FCM: Machas, com'on, don't close us lah... Let's go have tea
Education minisstry fellars: *glaring at dean of FCM*
Dean of FCM: Pleasssse... I promise I won't flirt with dean's ass anymore... errr, I mean ASS dean
Nanga: Oh!! That's what's been happenin between you and dean's ass!!
Perasan+ch: Errr... You mean ASS dean isit?

Over The Hills

Over the undulated meadows,
dandelions dancing,
grasses weaving in,
blades swinging out,
tis is a sunlight valley.

Young traveler,
who came from afar,
stopped over the hills,
hands clasped over heart,
whispers are to be heard.

Unclouded skies above,
soft hearth underneath,
traveler's hand opened,
restless voices ceased,
chosen destiny has set in.

Music within traveler's heart,
streamed freely across,
for traveler is sure,
life has its course,
over the hills.


-yen-

World Year of Physics 2005

The World Year of Physics 2005 mark the 100th anniversary of the year (1905) where Albert Einstein's great works are published. This celebration will also raise the public awareness of physics. It all traces back to 1905 when Einstein published 3 great works on a leading German physics journal about his discovery of light quanta -- light consists of discrete, independent particles of energy; a detailed explanation on Brownian motion -- random dance of microscopic particles; and the theory of relativity -- the relativity principle and constancy of the speed of light. His discoveries and major contributions that revolutionized classical scientific thoughts lead him to be widely regarded as the greatest scientist of the 20th century.

A global relay of light is taking place at this moment to commemorate WYP. Lights are on in places around the world including Princeton in USA, Taipei in Taiwan, Busan and Seoul in Korea...and more.

Click on the image below for more information on WYP 2005:

More on Albert Einstein:

Einstein-Image and Impact. AIP History Center exhibit.

NOVA Online/Einstein Revealed

Albert Einstein (From Wikipedia)

New Bookstore

I'm pretty hyped about the article I saw on Sunday's paper. A new bookstore is opening, soon! Borders, an American bookstore chain is setting up its biggest store in the world HERE! Located at Lvl 1 & 2, Berjaya Times Square, it eats up 60,000 sq ft of space and provides more than 200,000 booktitles!! Gosh, I'm drooling already~! It's open to public today (19.4.2005) starting from 5pm but I'm not sure people can start purchasing or not. Geez geez!!! Me soooo excited!!! Can't wait to pay Borders a visit~ ;)